Amazon is an e-shopper’s wonderland, full of odd and awesome thingsranging from stress-melting toys to everything you’d need to optimize your ride.
But beneath the shiny veneer of amazingness, lies a dark underworld of products and inventions that should, simply put, never be allowed for sale .
I’m talking about replicas of human flesh, breeding pairs of beings thatcrawled straight out ofyour darkest nightmares, and evenpillows with Nicolas Cage’s face all over them.
To balance out the awfulness, I’ve also flung in a few products that, while also insane, are actually pretty useful finds. See if you are able catch which ones “they il be”. And commentwith your own suggestions!
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At last, you can finally start a family! A family of horrifying, oversized Hissing Madagascar Cockroaches .And all at one heck of a bargain cost .
Verdict: Do Not Buy . For the love of all that is holy, do not buy.
Apparently wolf urine can be used ward off other, lesser predators like coyotes, foxes, and overly gregarious neighbors.
According to reviews, this one-pound bottle of wolf urine( I simply enjoy typing that) is quite malodorous, though somewhat effective.
I’m just curioushow the heck they manage to bottle the stuff.
Verdict: Do Not Buy . Unless you’ve got a serious predator problem.
A classic in the’ WTF’ genre of books, you might not believe that this volume has more than three hundred positive reviews on Amazon, and quite a bit of crossover with this other bizarre cat-centric volume.
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H ighly recommend this volume to anyone who, like my wife, has fourteen shedding cats in their house. -Science Educator
I bought this volume as I was tired of people sitting too near me on modes of public transport . -Rico
Verdict 😀 o Not Buy . Apparently, you really can’t construct that much cool stuff with cat hair.
I am a firm disciple inthe sanctity of doggie innocence. But if you’re the type of owned who looks at their pup and tells ,” Peaches, you simply aren’t sexy enough ,” then this outfitis perfect for you.
Okay, so it’d be a funny-ish Halloween costume, but that dcolletage is a bit much. At least it’s a bargain .
Verdict: Do Not Buy . Unless your puppy needs a self-esteem boost.