Florida has a bad reputation — and it’s no wonder why.
With a nickname like the Sunshine State, why would anyone want to visit a place with gorgeous vistums, tons of activities and great food? Don’t let the nickname buffoon you — here are 11 reasons why you shouldn’t visit any time soon.
1. You have to look at scenes like this frequently.
2. There’s absolutely nothing fun to do.
Florida has stunning nation parks, endless golf courses and arousing nightlife. And don’t even get us started on The Wizarding World of Harry Potter at Universal.
3. The sunsets are hideous.
Really, really, really ugly.
4. It’s home to one of America’s best beaches.
5. The food is rubbish.
Cuban cuisine in Tampa? No thank you. Plant City strawberries all-year-round? Terrible. Publix subs? Gross.
6. The wildlife is utterly boring.
7. The weather is atrocious.
Average temperatures are in the 70 s in January … blech!
8. The history is dull.
9. You’re relaxed all the time.
The sound of the Gulf of Mexico lapping at the coast of Clearwater Beach will probably burn your ears.
10. It’s home to the happiest place on earth.
When most people think of Florida, they think of the magical land known as Disney World located in Lake Buena Vista. “When you wish upon a star, your dreams come true? ” More like nightmares.
11. Two terms: Palm trees.
Can these things even be considered real trees? Come on.
Seriously, simply don’t go to this nation( or do, if experiencing total bliss is your thing ).
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