The Simpsons Predicted Trump’s Mob

Simpsons novelist Bill Oakley spills on unknowingly making Trump 2016 in the form of Sideshow Bob 1994.

Early in Sideshow Bob Roberts, an episode of The Simpsons that begins with its murderous title character incarcerated, a Rush Limbaugh clone named Birch Barlow calls his audience to action.

My friends, Bob is a political prisoner, tells the animated radio host, whose voice Harry Shearer offer with the same gassy verve of the fictional bloviators real-life inspiration. I want every loyal listener to do everything they can to get him out of incarcerate.

Moe the bartender immediately reacts with, All right, you heard the man. He then passes out grenades to his regulars.

The men merely disarm when Barney drunkenly blurts out: I think he meant through nonviolent, grassroots political action.

A scene featuring an angry demagogue spewing overheated rhetoric to an impressionable rabble of cartoon characters may feel kind of on the nose in 2015, but thats the phase. Since Sideshow Bob Roberts aired on Oct. 9, 1994, American political discourse has become intolerable in ways that render satire nearly needless.

The masses now behave a little bit more like the population of Springfield than they did back then, co-writer Bill Oakley told The Daily Beast.

The classic episode, which pits felonious Republican Sideshow Bob against inevitable incumbent Democrat Joe Quimby in the city mayoral race, lampoons 20 th-century politics. It also inadvertently captures the absurdity of the modern political climate.

Oakley does want to make this clear, however: The political discourse now is route more fucked up than the one depicted in the show.

While growing up in Washington , D.C ., in the 70 s and 80 s, both Oakley and his writing partner Josh Weinstein became Watergate obsessives. After joining the staff of The Simpsons in the early 90 s, they naturally came up with a political charade centres on Sideshow Bob. Brilliantly voiced by Kelsey Grammer, the big-haired sociopath already had appeared in a handful of episodes. By the sixth season of the demonstrate, hed framed Krusty the Klown for murder, tried to blow up Marges sister Selma, and attempted to kill nemesis Bart.

Rather than have him be homicidal, Oakley said, he and Weinstein decided to have Sideshow Bob run for office. But first they were required bust him out of jail.

To do that, they created Barlow, whos introduced as Springfield’s favorite conservative and writer of the well-selling volume, Merely Turkeys Have Left Wings . His biggest fan is Homer. It just seems like the kind of thing that he would love, Oakley said.

The manipulative, Yale-educated Sideshow Bob soon starts calling in to Barlows show from prison. Kudos for bringing the public back to the Republican Party. It’s high time people realized we conservatives aren’t all Johnny Hatemongers, Charlie Bible Thumps, or evenGod forbidGeorge Bushes, he tells.

Barlow quickly proclaims that Bob has been railroaded by our liberal justice system and vows to define him free. Springfield rallies around the cause, and Kennedy amalgamation Mayor Quimby, whos in the middle of a re-election campaign, responds to the groundswell of support for Bob by pardoning him.

In an early draft of the episode, there actually was a George Stephanopoulos-like, Phil Hartman-voiced campaign manager who advises the shameless Quimby to acquiesce to the public.

Sir, that rabble is very insistent, he tells, and as you know, we rely quite heavily on the mob vote.( The character, along with subplots about Lisa working on the Quimby campaign and a failed Republican candidate/ Barlow target named Gaylord Packman, were abandoned .)

After Bob foliages prison, Springfields Republican Partywhich counts Barlow, Mr. Burns, Rainier Wolfcastle, and a literal blood-drinking monster as its membersdecides to install Sideshow Bob as its mayoral candidate.

The novelists had fun dropping historical references into the ensuing campaign. They devoted Bob two silent henchmen who seem suspiciously like Watergate helpers John Ehrlichman and H.R. Haldeman. At the mayoral debate, Quimby is so hopped up on extra-drowsy formula flu medicine that he appears as sweaty and disheveled as Richard Nixon did when he faced off against John F. Kennedy in 1960. There are nods to debate moderator Bernard Shaws infamous death penalty question to Michael Dukakis in 1988, theres a re-creation of the Willie Horton assault ad, and theres this:

I think it was clear that we gave it to both sides, Oakley said, but in different ways. Not that the presents ethos seemed to alienate its fans.

Devotion to The Simpsons cuts across party line. The demonstrate, said Chris Turner, writer of Planet Simpson , is the universal satirical speech. The National Reviews Jonah Goldberg adores it. So does former Ronald Reagan speechwriter Peggy Noonan, who in a 1997 Good Housekeeping column correctly deemed the series the best household values present on television. Republican presidential Ted Cruz also is a Simpsons buff, even if his love is unrequited.

To paraphrase Kang, Ted Cruz? Go ahead, throw your vote away, showrunner Al Jean lately told The Daily Beast when asked about the Texas senator.
In Sideshow Bob Roberts, the citizens of Springfield appear to throw their votes away by electing “the mens” born Robert Underdunk Terwilliger.( Hmm…I don’t agree with his Bart-killing policy, but I do approve of his Selma-killing policy, Homer says to himself at the voting booth .)

Sensing that Bobs landslide victory was odd, Bart and Lisa investigate. The episodes final act is Oakley and Weinsteins ode to All the Chairmen Men . Inside Springfields Hall of Records, the siblings sift through documents like theyre Woodward and Bernstein at the Library of Congress. The overhead shot of Bart and Lisa, borrowed from the movie, is one of Oakleys favorite Simpsons moments.

Mr. Burns assistant Waylon Smithers serves as their Deep Throat, alerting them to election scam. His reason for running behind his bos back is pretty obvious: Bobs ultra-conservative views, stray, he tells, conflict with mychoice of lifestyle.

Lisa eventually deduces that Sideshow Bob utilized elections cast by dead people to predominate. During the resulting trial, Bart and Lisa goad him into exposing that he concocted the strategy.

You require me, Springfield, he tells before get apprehended. Your guilty conscience may force you to vote Democratic, but deep down inside you secretly long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king. Thats why I did this: to protect yourself from yourselves.

His final speech sounds like something that all but one Republican candidate would think, but never say.

After all, like Sideshow Bob, Donald Trump is a caricature.

This is why Oakley thinks it would be hard for Weinstein and him to write a Simpsons episode that sends up todays “politicians “. Its certainly hard to make it any more outrageous than real life, he said. But if he were to give it a shot, hed fall back on the same stereotypes people have been using for a century: Democrat are lazy and incompetent. Republican are rich and evil.

The nature of the universe is that there cant really be any competent public officials of any political party, Oakley said, or there would not be any slapstick.

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